The Poster Girl For Sugar

allison_warren @ 2006-08-17T06:00:00

2006-08-17T11:07:35Z

*pokes journal*

Hey, this still works.

Sweet.

There's this lair of were-things out near the lake, right? They're a random bunch and they tried to attack one of the summer camps here. Yeah, Jason totally wasn't having that. If anyone was going to do some butchering of teens, it was going to be him. But anyway, he took down a few, but told the doc and asked if he could do anything about it.

I totally volunteered to get rid of them. Hey, we only need one killer in the woods. Not a whole bunch of furries trying to eat everyone.

So I decided I wanted to blow up the place.

Thermal detonators kick so much ass!

I'm bored.

2004-02-25T21:35:50Z

Didn't have cheerleading practice, because Xena was busy with Mythe. Again.

Geez..

Riley is grading test papers..

The roomies are doing homework.. except Serena, but she's in the mech lab..

....

I think I'll go bother Raist..

I can't believe she did it.

2003-12-20T03:33:11Z

Serena dropped my car on a Doom Bot!!

Okay, I admit, it was Angel's car.. but.. I LOVED that car!

Now I'm going to have to listen to him cry.

Great.

Bad monkey, needs to be broken.

2002-04-14T09:11:20Z

Warren has been put on my list.
Not the good one like Legolas, Elrohir and Faramir are on.
But the list of people I'm going to break.

It'll be fun for me. Painful for him.

I like new playmates.

*skips away laughing evilly*

Oh yeah.. for those who don't know, we Super Vixens came in third at the Kumite Tournament!!
We gave Buffy the money. I don't need it. *pulls out a handful of platinum cards from pocket space* I have plenty of cash. So does Raina.

We were in it for the fights.

Anyhoo, gotta go plan Warren's torture!!

Matchmaker Alli!!

2002-03-21T15:28:23Z

Ohh... I totally haven't posted my party stuff, but it's okay.
Buffy pretty much covered it all.
Anything that happened before we got arrested....I'll keep it a secret for now. *hides her stash of photos*

I'm sick. Can you believe it? I caught some kind of bug. I dunno what, but Cat made me stay in bed today. It sucks. *pouts* I wanted to go out with Riley after school, but nooo, Cat said they aren't going to up and cure the simple colds and flues that ail us here.
Only if it gets bad...
Meanies.

Bet you're wondering why I'm calling myself matchmaker Alli. Right?

Well I'm setting Buffy up! She totally needs a date!
Especially one that has a pulse.

So like I met this guy in an arcade a few years ago, and he's major hottie, and totally kicks ass, and so I forced him into agreeing. (We stalkers can do that. *beams*) He wasn't really up to it, cause he thinks he's got this curse or whatever, but I call it bad luck/fate and stuff.

But he agreed. And really Buffy, you'll like him!! He's even a card carrying member of Silence's male harem! And that means he has a steady paycheck for doing nothing but looking good! Ain't it awesome?!!

PAAAAAAAARTY!!!!

2002-03-16T07:04:03Z

I CAN'T WAIT!!!!
Buffy's party is tomorrow night and it's like EVERYONE is going.
From gods like Ares to normal people like Diana Michelle and Xander.

Even some Middle Earth people are coming!
In fact, if anyone wants to know who is coming, heres the list that I managed to come up with from all the replies....

Me!, Silence, Xander, Willow & Tara, Vampire Willow, Drusilla, Glory, Ares, Weirdbard, Imp 13, Sasami (she's catering!) her amazon bodyguards & Washu the greatest Scientific Genius in the Omniverse, Ryoko, Synergy & Iceman, Erato, Witchblade69, Diana Michelle, Sigmund the undead penguin, Frodo Gardner, Merry Brandybuck, Michael J. Fox, Queen Beruthiel, Isildur, Éomer, Lady Finduilas, Amael Greenleaf, Rose Cotton, and I think Lord Denethor and Gabrielle.

It's going to be such a blast!!!

Except if Faramir's dad DOES go...I'll be stalking him for treating Faramir so badly.
Of course I'll also be staying as far away from Ares as possible. Her's all grr from me putting him in The Box.

He deserved it damn it!

Good morning!

2002-03-13T11:46:42Z

So like, Buffy is gonna throw a party, and I'm so going. She's even got Sasami to cater it!
I'm too sure of when it is though, but still, I urge everyone who sees this to go!
You'll probably get to meet all of Buffy's Slayerettes, her lj friends and maybe even people from the Lunatic Cafe!

It'll be fun! Really!
And I guarantee the food will be totally awesome!
Cause Sasami is THE BEST cook ever!!

Time go, I want to see if Master Skywalker and Master Windu will let me watch their Jedi class this morning. From what Serena tells me, they're doing some basic sword play and stuff and I sooo wanna see Tenchi vs a Jedi!

TTFN!!

Well, this was fun.

2002-03-11T06:17:33Z

So like, I went shopping with Buffy and Xander.
If you want to know what happened, Here.

My story here is what came after.
So like you read in Buffy's LJ that I got kidnapped by Ares.

The jerk is still pissed cause I stuck him in The Box.
So he took me to one of his temples in Greece, kay? Then he started to totally babble on as villains do, about what he was gonna do to me. Hello? LOSER! Like everyone knows that you never talk about that stuff! Cause then you like, lose!

Well just as he's bitching, theres an explosion that makes the doors fly off the hinges. Out of the smoke and debree, comes my hero, Riley Finn.

He looked mad. That's my guy!

So Ares yells and throws a fireball, and Riley ducks and rolls forward. The fireball passes overhead and is caught by Silence! Whoo! Go Sil!
She stares at it and it goes poof! Then she turns to Ares and calls him a naughty monkey.

Then a bunch of Ares's flunkies show up and Riley starts fighting them. Ares ports out and Sil follows.

Riley is all by himself but then Weirdbard shows up with Reiko and helps him with the cannon fodder. They win and Riley comes over and frees me.

I reward him with a kiss of course! And hugs for Reiko and Bard.
Then Sil shows up again and she looks pleased, and she explains how she torched Ares's place in Olympus.

And people wonder where I get my fire obsession from. ^_^

So we went home to the academy and I emailed Buffy to let her know I was okay, and then showed off all the stuff I bought at the malls to my roomies.

I'm tired now, and I have class in the morning, so g'night!

Please leave a message at the sound of the beep!

2002-03-02T13:30:08Z

Like I'm outtee for the day! Gotta jet with the Buffster to the BBQ at Gokou's!
Cookies, jello, pickles and more! *bounce bounce bounce*
Pickles.. ewww. but the rest---SUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!
*giggles insanly*
Ciao darlings!

Oh my lord!

2002-03-02T01:33:03Z

This soooo ROCKS!!
This weekend is going to be soooo cool! I hope.
Hopefully as cool as last weekend.
Read Buffy's storytelling ways here.
It was such a blast!! I mean totally.
I haven't much time for stalking lately, so hugs and cookies to all my stalkees!
It's getting busy at Weirdbard Academy. Well in my classes anyway. Raistlin totally bitched at me when he found out the spell I used in Sunnydale was from his spellbook, so Buffy, that demon wasn't from Hell, but the Abyss. Kay? Sorry! Heee!
So like Sigmund now has a journal. An undead penguin with an LJ. How cute! He hasn't posted anything yet, but that's my fault. I've been having him keep an eye out on Lord Elrohir for me. I worry about him. He's such a cutie. Haven't you noticed?
I want to just glom onto him and give him sugar all day, but Riley probably wouldn't like that too much.
And even though I do stalk these guys, I am a VERY loyal girlfriend. So ha!

On to my weekend, Riley has to work all weekend, *sigh*, but I'm going to Gokou's BBQ with Buffy. I'm bringing a mega ton of Sasami baked cookies! Love those never ending cases we put them in. You can take 400 out, but they never run out! Magic is awesome.
I'm also bringing a 'batch' of cookies Bobby (Iceman, Bobby Drake, ya know X-Men?) helped Raina make. Those are REAAAAALLY good. See it's a recipe of his mom's. Miss Edith, (another penguin, not Drusilla's doll. This penguin, she talks though and is NOT undead.) runs a chain of cookie stores across the omniverse now with Bobby's mom. It's pretty cool. She got the idea after she started selling the cookies during Christmas on AWIL Island a couple years ago. It's doing MUCH better then her last business, selling dead kitties. I'm not sure what she was thinking with that one. The only people she ever really sold them to were Sil's penguins, Bard's imps and a few stray sickos.

Ohh, I've babbled on too much. I better shoo. I read Buffy needs pickles, so I'm going to give her one of the school's spare never ending containers to put some in, so that way there will be plenty.

I'm outtee!
-Alli, the Blue Eyed Babe & Universal Problem Solver!-

I don't feel too good.

2002-02-23T08:47:38Z

I'm in a funk. I bypassed classes off and on today.
I feel icky too.
I think I've come down with a cold. Or something.

Oh god, I could be dying! I mean with all the various viruses n stuff from all the realities I've been to, who knows WHAT I've got!

*cries*

Adon or Goldmoon could probably cure me, or Washu, or maybe Cat, but still.. *cries more*

I could still be dying!!!

*wails harder*

I have a new stalkee.

2002-02-19T15:09:53Z

Yes I'm skipping class again.
*snort*
Like it matters!

Anyway, I've decided to start stalking Lord Elrohir too.

He's a cutie too. ^_^
*bounce bounce*

I'm sending a few penguins to watch him for me. They're armed with digital cameras, poloroids, and of course, video cameras.

Hopefully I'll have some good stuff.

Just not scary stuff like the pics I got of Faramir

*shudder*
I'm going to sooooo have nightmares!!

*yawn* Um.. I think I'll take a nap now...

Oooh! Quizzes! (in other words, I'm awake instead of sleeping ^_^)

2002-02-19T08:33:27Z

Take the Which Powerpuff Girl Are You? Test.

It's the pigtails. ^_~

I'm Sarah. I'm imaginative and creative, though a bit of a brat sometimes. If I use my wits, I'll get what I want. Nobody has power over me!

Take the "Which Labyrinth character are you most like?" quiz by smarmy

Ya know, David Bowie was ultra yummy in that movie...

So I had a busy two days..

2002-02-16T02:44:02Z

First off, I started my search for incriminating evidence to prove that Boromir was at fault for Elladan attacking his brother..

It's amazing what Washu's computer can do with video edits... ^_~

Spent V-Day with Riley, can you say yuuuum? I mean he totally owns.
I'll spare everyone details, cause I know Buffy reads this, and since she's not the same Buffy that rooms with me... she might get annoyed. (alternative universes can get confusing!)

Anyway, Sil told me the Weirdbard Academy site is back up and running, so yay there!!

Anyone who hasn't should take a look at that chaotic little space on the net. Mhm.
Oops, gotta run, Riley's here and we're gonna watch movies with my roomies.

Stalking is my favorite past time, don't ya know?

2002-02-13T04:05:42Z

So like I was having a killer day today, classes were a total breeze.
Lunch was cool, Sasami was serving salmon and rice and all kinds of neat stuff. Chef had this mega cool totally in heaven pizza.
I soooo pigged. I think I scared Buffy into thinking I'm gonna have a heart attack.
^_^ Although, I think she was afraid I was gonna eat at Leatherface's counter... and ewwww!! No way! Do I look like a penguin? Or an imp? Or Dr. Lecter? (Uh.. no offense Dr. Lecter sir, if you see this, I'm just making it a point that I kinda don't share your particular food tastes. Ya know?)

Serena went out last night with Darien. I think he's planning to transfer to a school in this dimension, cause he totally misses her. Buffy, Tiana and I can sooo tell.
They are so cute together! All touchy feely and stuff.
Oh, I hope Luna doesn't see this. *giggles* Serena would Soooo get in trouble!

Riley took me out after classes today, we went to town and window shopped a bit.
We had to borrow a car from Sil again, because Bunny & K'Trina torched Riley's car. Again. That's like the 40th time I think. *shakes her head*

And now on to my subject. Stalking. Yes I know I'm dating Riley and totally loving it, but I like to stare.. and watch.. and flirt... and stalk...
So I'm planning out my stalking strategy for l_greenleaf. What can I say? Legolas = MEGA SWOON WORTHY ULTRA HOTTIE!!!!!
This isn't going to be a simple plan like the guy in Blockbuster Video. (That was where I hid behind aisles and watched him like a hawk..)
This is big. I've got cameras. Infrared. Video. Digital. Bugs. Pools of scrying. Crystal balls. Magic mirrors. I even paid a couple of Bard's imps to watch him.
It's costing me a fortune. but oh just LOOK at him!
Is he not THE hottest guy EVER??
If you say no, then you are totally insane. Kay?

I've already got one mirror in my room watching him. So now I can see his routine. Once I have it down, it's time for the actuall follow, take, have, Box.
I hope Riley doesn't mind. I mean I'm not going to DO anything. It's for fun. Plus I've left The Box empty for too long.
I mean the last one there was Ares, and he still hasn't gotten over it.
I'll have to put him back in. I wonder if Herc and Iolus can help me get him back in...

Oh, gotta jet, Big day tomorrow. I'm skipping class and working on my Legolas stalking.

Ciao!

Now this is cool...

2002-02-08T09:05:25Z

I made me 2 new icons.
Why?
I was bored.
I finished up the homework Raist gave us today, took long enough.
I swear, Raistlin is out to get me.
It wouldn't be because of that date two years ago at the AIWL X-Mas party, could it?
I mean it's not like I did anything to him.
Much.
^_^

So I stole a few cds from Kid's collection the other day, and now I can't find them anywhere.
He's going to kill me, I just know it.
But luckily I have a secret weapon.
Sil. Wahahahaha!!!!

Heeeheeee.
Oohh.. I better get some sleep. Breakfast is in a few hours.

WHOOO!!!

2002-02-05T16:15:51Z

My first entry, pretty neat.
I SHOULD be in class right now, but let's face it, I only go to party.
I mean I AM a graduate already, I just like to attend classes.
Just not now.
I'm busy reading Buffy/Xander fics again.
Man I LOVE those!!!
I mean sure, I share a suite with Buffy (not to mention Tiana & Serena) and I can get the gossip from her, but sometimes she just won't tell!
No matter how much I pay her.

Oh well, it's not like Kid really needed that credit card anyway..
Speaking of Kid, I think since he's teaching today, I'll go snag a few cds from his collection....